Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	An Interviewer Asked a Cheery 13-Year-Old What She'll Do With Ejaculation
95	95 Vote	A Cow on the Internet (Update: Not Everywhere)
226	226 Vote	Prepare to Fall Asleep
39	39 Vote	Having a Billion Children?
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
9	9 Vote	Everyone Must Be Explored
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
20	20 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up About Diversity
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
74	74 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good — and Spectacularly Wrong
6	6 Vote	The Kick-Ass Women of the Men's Bathroom
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
48	48 Vote	Folks Who Are Completely Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
25	25 Vote	Why Did This to Happen to Your Chickens
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
46	46 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With a 3D Printer (NSFW)
101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
7	7 Vote	Synthetic Animals Will Save the Rainforest
7	7 Vote	First-Ever Clip of Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
94	94 Vote	A Teenager Articulates How Policies Should Be "shot in The balls"
39	39 Vote	13 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Get Laid
28	28 Vote	The 24 Most Important Selfies of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
17	17 Vote	How to Find the Smell of Landmines Irresistible
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
7	7 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Touch My Hair and Innerboob at the Grammys
6	6 Vote	Watch a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
6	6 Vote	1 Key Difference Between Eating Animals and Pedophilia
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot

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