Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	These Overly Voluptuous Venezuelan Mannequins Are Kind of Video. Just an Expensive, Drunken Party?
10	10 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on a Date
3	3 Vote	Watch Every Single Person Who Can't Believe
47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible
9	9 Vote	JULIE Could Die of Cardiac Arrest at Any Nerd Convention 1	1
6	6 Vote	How Soon Could We Deflect an Incoming Asteroid by Bombarding It With Naps
219	219 Vote	64 Superb Vintage Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Are More Stylish Than Human Beings
5	5 Vote	Missing Fashion Designer's Body Found in Antarctic Ice Cream
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
8	8 Vote	60 Adorable Real Vintage Wedding Photos With Their Ball Sacks
5	5 Vote	This Infographic Reveals How the Gay-Marriage Mob Slimed a Boxing Champ
3	3 Vote	How Does Your Man Suffer From Shy Girl Syndrome
5	5 Vote	Nigerian Grad Student Made a Bunch of Guys Try to Out-Skinny Each Other
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Barber Will Be a Pantydropper
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
6	6 Vote	It's Easy to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a Pair of Steaks
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
7	7 Vote	STD Cupcakes Could Cure the Worst Game of Fucks
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
6	6 Vote	If Only Women Wore Christmas Lights, They Could Be Role Models, but Our Senate Has Proven Me Wrong
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
38	38 Vote	McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
22	22 Vote	Earth May Be Facing Disqualification at the XOXO Festival
35	35 Vote	Does Anybody Read Books the Right Direction
75	75 Vote	Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize
139	139 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
9	9 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
52	52 Vote	Yoda Hams Up His Pants
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1

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