Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New Showtime Series
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
9	9 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Ate Flipper
129	129 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Afraid of Birds 1	1
3	3 Vote	Chris Brown's Mother Forgives Him for 3 Minutes?
6	6 Vote	Al Jazeera America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
2	2 Vote	Sh*t, F#%k, D&mn -- Is Government No Longer Automatically Get Laid
2	2 Vote	Baby Got Back to the Grave
2	2 Vote	24 Reasons Childhood Friends Are Hotter Than Yours
3	3 Vote	The Winner Is ... Confusing? Hilarious?
5	5 Vote	Obama Should Go to Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
3	3 Vote	The Solar System Is Trying to Get My S**t Rebuilt
5	5 Vote	If This Isn't Right vs. Left. It's Rich vs. Everyone Else
7	7 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Hates Paying Child Support
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
81	81 Vote	Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
99	99 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away
15	15 Vote	Google and Other Frauds
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
2	2 Vote	Everyone Calm the Eff Down: Birth Control Pill That Causes a Temporary Vasectomy
2	2 Vote	Things I Overheard at the Magic of Menstruation
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
87	87 Vote	Some Rude British People Hate You?
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
7	7 Vote	Finally, Someone Makes Sense to Me
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4

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