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The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Snoop Dogg and His Otter
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Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
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Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
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5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Transformers: Revenge of the Poor
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Some Jerks Want to Be Excited During E3, You Fool
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Saints Go Marching in High Heels
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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Some People Don't Buy Bisexuality as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER
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An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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