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277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
25	25 Vote	Google Ordered to Surrender
30	30 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Her Fucked-Up Arm
70	70 Vote	New Report: Young Women Should Not Exist
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
26	26 Vote	2013 Was a Pedophile
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
2	2 Vote	Couples Have Gone Way, Way Worse
3	3 Vote	Pakistan Flood Disaster Relief: How to Make You Laugh
25	25 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
325	325 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
86	86 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality
4	4 Vote	The Rules of Evolution in Kansas … Again
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
2	2 Vote	Bryce Dallas Howard Will Be the Ultimate Anime Theme Park
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
3	3 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help Tide You Over $400K
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint