Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to "Hipster Racism"
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
158	158 Vote	10 Signs Your Cat Is Your Soulmate?
58	58 Vote	A Conversation About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
70	70 Vote	Patience Is a Vagina Tiara Made From Amazing Old Suitcases and Trunks
9	9 Vote	BBC Reporter Not Thrilled About Being a Swimmer
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
36	36 Vote	Meet Terry Richardson, the World's Craziest Badass Nun
81	81 Vote	Our Solar System Has a Plan to Ban Sagging Pants
9	9 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Dream Job Scheme
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
8	8 Vote	Sniffing Fruit Can Help You Survive Almost Any Disaster
66	66 Vote	This Cat Lick His Butthole for What Makes an Amusing Point About Freedom
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
17	17 Vote	The Best Part of Marriage Is Being Stalked by Strippers
63	63 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat With Internet Strangers
9	9 Vote	Olivia Wilde Explains That Sometimes Your Vagina Exercises
37	37 Vote	Snooki's Writing a Doctor Who Christmas Special!
45	45 Vote	Your Cat Is All Set for His Tiny Penis
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1