Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
58	58 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Tries
38	38 Vote	Rihanna Has No Soul
65	65 Vote	26 British Men Who Are Going Nowhere
111	111 Vote	The Secret Anatomy of a Lazy Ass
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
114	114 Vote	Pokémon Has a Giant Vagina for an Hour
102	102 Vote	San Francisco Earthquake Is Probably Just a Marketing Ploy :(
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
5	5 Vote	Testicle-Munching Fish Are Ruining Elections
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2

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