Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
164	164 Vote	Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
88	88 Vote	This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
136	136 Vote	NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1