Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
73	73 Vote	Code Like a Total Wild Woman
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
96	96 Vote	The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
92	92 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
98	98 Vote	Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
71	71 Vote	Author of LuaJit Explains Why He Changed Mind on Weed
53	53 Vote	Facebook Intimidates Developer, Bans Him and His Code for Christmas
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
135	135 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Probably Be Low-Rated by Historians
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
74	74 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
76	76 Vote	India's First Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
122	122 Vote	Everyone Should Get Jobs
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
44	44 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL