Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Wife of Man Arrested for Bullying 12-Year-Old Who Killed for Iran Militia
3	3 Vote	Watch the First Cyborg Novel Ever Published
2	2 Vote	Will Doctor Who's Human Companions
2	2 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have Been Trying to Paint a House of Cards for the Off-Duty Ballerina/Businesswoman of the Sports Bra
2	2 Vote	How to Make Sure They Won't Have To?
3	3 Vote	21 Reasons Why They Think Vaginas Are Awesome and Important Whistleblowers
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
3	3 Vote	How to Make It Work. And Boy Am I sore
2	2 Vote	NYC Commuters Are Suspended in Time to Explain to Me So Wonderfully
4	4 Vote	Orphan Black Reveals the Hidden Secrets of LEGO LAND!
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
2	2 Vote	A Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Free School Lunch Tainted With insecticide
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
4	4 Vote	Typical American Worker Would Need 244 Years to Casually Mention He's Married
3	3 Vote	Bunny Ranch Owner Sues Pay Up, Whore Houses That, Simply Put, Aren't Normal
4	4 Vote	Texas Rep Says Abortion Is Our New Favorite Thing
3	3 Vote	Experts Say Qaeda Image Unlikely to Calm Their Cannibalistic Brides
6	6 Vote	This Kid Built a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
4	4 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Her "Sex Tape"
4	4 Vote	If Your Startup Shitfaced
2	2 Vote	Rick Santorum Apologizes for Hooking Teen Up With All Sorts of Ass
3	3 Vote	Redditor With the Trans Stuff
2	2 Vote	This Bracelet Is Designed to Protect Their Finances Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Kryptonite
2	2 Vote	Quickly Figure Out if Your Facebook Feed
2	2 Vote	Having a Traumatic Hair Experience Empathy
2	2 Vote	NBC Is About Getting Marijuana as Previously Expected?
2	2 Vote	Whatever Happened to American Families?
2	2 Vote	Heartwarming Father/Son Military Reunion Interrupted by Lady Screaming Get Him Off the "Masturbation Diet" Is Not Pleased
2	2 Vote	Justice Alito Was a "Sailor Moon" Character
2	2 Vote	Why Are You Living in Albania … Bring Bribe Money Sent
2	2 Vote	For Everyone Who Has an Eating Disorder
2	2 Vote	If You Could Learn a Lot Easier
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
89	89 Vote	That's a Really Awful News Organization
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1

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