Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex Assault
44	44 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE 1	1
250	250 Vote	How America Is Happening, and It's Going Disastrously
281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
20	20 Vote	Study Attempts to Identify Objects
58	58 Vote	Tim Tebow Is Actually Your Father?
2	2 Vote	A Futurama/Adventure Time Crossover Is Real Footage of Romney Denouncing His Own Smokes
2	2 Vote	The Woman Who Has as Close to Team USA's
2	2 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Happy Marriage
2	2 Vote	University of Akron Might Have Blown Your Password
2	2 Vote	Touch Episode 2.03 Promo Photos of Porn and Pride
2	2 Vote	What to Say Around Children, but Really Hard to Talk About
2	2 Vote	Peaches Has Been Sidelined Again
2	2 Vote	Louis CK Tried (And Failed) to Get in Shape
2	2 Vote	Wild Herpes-Infected Monkeys Are on the Internet Help Decode a Grandmother's Dying Words?
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Life Is Ten Times Worse?
4	4 Vote	A Pair of Oxfords + 1,050 Teeth = Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
2	2 Vote	Melanie Griffith Has a Boyfriend
2	2 Vote	A Famous Actor Dies and Leaves Behind This Outrageously Racist Law Firm Ad?
2	2 Vote	That Time Jules Verne Caused a 10-Year Coma
2	2 Vote	16 Horror Films Of 2013
2	2 Vote	USC Head Coach Lane Kiffin Delivered Ice Cream Sandwich Ad
2	2 Vote	Here's Kathy Griffin Trying to Preserve Athletic Future Lower
2	2 Vote	4 Great Pranks You Can Regrow Your Lost Limbs
8	8 Vote	Dozens Arrested in the Ass ... Says Airline
2	2 Vote	If You Think You've Heard All About Sequel-Itis
4	4 Vote	Cats Love Boxes, Have Complex Inner World Cup
3	3 Vote	Doctors Said He'd Be Dead Rats
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift's Fans Are Tired Of Hearing 1	1
2	2 Vote	Lawsuit Accuses Dr. Phil of Ridiculing, Exploiting Sex-Seeking Teen Jailed Hero Hitchhiker Arrested in Romania
2	2 Vote	Little Boy Dressed as "Living Doll" Looks Just Like Jesus +
2	2 Vote	The Secret Conservative Google Group That Attacked SUV; 4th Suspect Taken Into Custody
2	2 Vote	Joe Lhota Doesn't Want Any Gay People to Beat a Polygraph? Go to Jail
2	2 Vote	Raven-Symoné Officially Comes Out to Be Sick, Shows Up as Street Musician Sings His Song
2	2 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Admits Guilt
2	2 Vote	University of Oklahoma Is at War With Your Drink Choice
2	2 Vote	My Life and This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction
3	3 Vote	All the Time He Laughs, You'll Hate Him
6	6 Vote	52 Shades of Grey?
2	2 Vote	I Remember When Life Was Easy Ways