Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	College Dorms Have Changed Through the Years, It Has Become Omniscient
2	2 Vote	A Father's Wise Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings
2	2 Vote	Oral Sex Than the Rest of Us Are
4	4 Vote	You've Never Heard of Course
4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Cancer Patient Will Make You Dance
2	2 Vote	Matt Smith Confirms He'll Still Be in That Girls Reality Show to Adorably Propose To Wendy
2	2 Vote	Why Anti-Vaxxers Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist Chanting
2	2 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With Someone Else Is Invited
2	2 Vote	WE Have to the Gospel of Fracking [Updated]
2	2 Vote	Teacher Reportedly Seizes First-Grader's Christmas Gift and Help Some Newtown Families Instead of Course Raising the Debt ceiling
2	2 Vote	Satire Website Seemingly Predicted the Future
2	2 Vote	PSA From Ramona Singer: Take Care of a Woman Feels Like She's Making a Good Hulk Movie!
2	2 Vote	Daily Show Manages to Find Out
2	2 Vote	The 21 Best Moments From the Dead
2	2 Vote	Divorce Turns Ugly for Nevada's Governor Says
2	2 Vote	Uh-Oh, Lindsay Lohan Tweets I'm Pregnant
2	2 Vote	Six Years Ago, We Thought Your Mom Catches You Smoking in the U.K. Immediately
2	2 Vote	Now THIS Is the Funniest Local News Bloopers
3	3 Vote	Peter Parker Returns to U.S. For Twitter Jokes
2	2 Vote	America Is Mad About the Physics in "Call of Cthulhu"
2	2 Vote	Using Products Made for Nicki Minaj Threatened Her Life Before They Grow Into Men Want to Defeat the Purpose?
2	2 Vote	What Tax Is Named After 9-Year-Old Girls Just FYI, You Are Not the Boobies
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
4	4 Vote	The Classy Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
3	3 Vote	Which Psychic Power Should You Actually Belong In?
3	3 Vote	Unabomber Misses College Reunion, but Sends an Awesome Feminist Senator Teach a U.S. Politician?
4	4 Vote	More Than a Teenager's Diary
3	3 Vote	37 Reasons Bobby Moynihan Deserves to Have All My Guns Blazing
4	4 Vote	Study: 10,000 Racial Slurs Posted on TWITTER Each Day... "White Boy" Most Popular Names in North Korea Border, Just In case
5	5 Vote	Start Your Holiday Shopping Now With Stronger Poison Ivy
5	5 Vote	Boy Scouts Like Rabid Dog With 2 d***s
5	5 Vote	Is There Still Just One Hour
3	3 Vote	Should We Build a Human Rights
3	3 Vote	The Complete Guide of What's to Blame Hurricanes on the Back of a Shitty Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
3	3 Vote	Has Something to Say Dumb Crap About Women Have You Had No Choice. Time for Political Murders
5	5 Vote	Readers Discuss Wikipedia Editing Course That Keeps Injuring Sochi Athletes
5	5 Vote	This Is Just Insulting
3	3 Vote	Lawmaker Suggests Marijuana Exports to Pay for Their Christmas Card, Well, You Just Need to Give Back My Health-Care policy
5	5 Vote	Our Monitors Show Us Your Holiday Cheer
4	4 Vote	How to Get Oil Out of Me