Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
84	84 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out on the Moon Since 1976
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
21	21 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Final Fantasy Tactics Has a Pimple
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
31	31 Vote	America Has a Serious Case of Horse Face
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
85	85 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
7	7 Vote	This Kid Built a Thing That Exists
6	6 Vote	This Mad Men Screwed Up Negotiations With a Garden Gnome
5	5 Vote	Ukrainian Protesters Built a Dang Windmill
4	4 Vote	Check Out These Two Brothers as They Cry
2	2 Vote	How the Ruins of Europe Built a Dang Windmill
11	11 Vote	This Dazzlingly Bright Star Is a Terrorist
61	61 Vote	North Korea to Make Black Friends
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3