Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
115	115 Vote	A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
51	51 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Bigger Than Superman
33	33 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are an Abomination
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
117	117 Vote	22 Perfect Responses for When You're Mexican
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
18	18 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Truth About "Finding Nemo"
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
36	36 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Saddest Shipwreck
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating