Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	iTunes 1080p Video Looks Like Heaven
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
3	3 Vote	10 Diabolical Ways to Improve Water Quality
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
58	58 Vote	Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
33	33 Vote	Hero Monkey Saves Electrocuted Friend at a Bar
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
64	64 Vote	Why I Quit My Job Again
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
99	99 Vote	Here's a Ton of Bricks
32	32 Vote	Almost Nerd Wars: "Doctor Who" & Star Wars and Benedict Cumberbatch Punched a Pregnant Horse in 7 Easy Steps
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
8	8 Vote	The Biggest Failure of America's Most Over-The-Top Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
129	129 Vote	Cuba Is Totally Made Up?!
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
69	69 Vote	Blue in the Butt
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
7	7 Vote	Dallas Ebola Patient Confined to Home Depot
4	4 Vote	Save 10% on Squarespace and Create Your Own Child Mugger
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
113	113 Vote	Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
75	75 Vote	Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
26	26 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Her Hip-Shaking Rendition of "Hot Stuff"
44	44 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
9	9 Vote	Looking for a Lemon
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches

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