Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	Surprise: George Zimmerman Will Fight 11 Turkeys
158	158 Vote	Dinosaurs Were the Best
42	42 Vote	Here's Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
3	3 Vote	How to Be Killed Off in New York Times Interview
9	9 Vote	Apple Vows to Eat Grass and Dirt 1	1
86	86 Vote	Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
24	24 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
153	153 Vote	The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today! 1	1
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
86	86 Vote	Spectacular Images of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking! 1	1
95	95 Vote	A Cow on the Internet (Update: Not Everywhere)
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
2	2 Vote	Helping Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
5	5 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Smell the Fonz
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
6	6 Vote	EA Scores 100 Percent on Human Trafficking
9	9 Vote	How to Get Out Of Bed
7	7 Vote	How to Kill Me
90	90 Vote	Well Damn, That's Not My Junk
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
7	7 Vote	The Flying Man Is Hiding a Shameful Secret Beneath His Sweater. Hint: It's Green
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Made Him Immortal
9	9 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Your Father?
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
7	7 Vote	It's Your Fault Candy Crush Is Officially a Hard Game, According To math
8	8 Vote	10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely a Drug Cartel and a Cunt
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
52	52 Vote	Yoda Hams Up His Pants
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
27	27 Vote	You Don't Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
109	109 Vote	Unbelievable Pacific Rim Video Reveals All of Them NOT Kissing?
6	6 Vote	The Super Bowl Analyzed by a 7-Year-Old Boy Who Died After Being On ESPN

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