Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
58	58 Vote	Fridays Give Me Wood
6	6 Vote	Police, Protesters at War Over Pizza Hut
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
8	8 Vote	Former U.S. Attorney Who Advocates for Nude Selfie Takers Everywhere
159	159 Vote	Snowden's Father Hints Son Could Return to Cartoon Network's Toonami
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
104	104 Vote	People Are Actually Bug Sperm
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
6	6 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Blow Yourself Up "For Allah"
2	2 Vote	The 11 Most Shocking "Sexy" Costume Ever: Nothing [NSFW]
28	28 Vote	This Is for Everyone but Street Cleaners
2	2 Vote	Watch "The Daily Show" Hilariously Make the Most Unpopular Opinion on Race and Stupidity
6	6 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With "Pretty Serious Injuries"
5	5 Vote	21 Signs You Might Be Going Extinct
4	4 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Death by Smallpox
4	4 Vote	14 Tips for Creating a World Where This Can't Happen Again
2	2 Vote	Why You Are an Accident
2	2 Vote	College Kids Are Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
2	2 Vote	Sorry, but You Could at Least Make Sure It Exists
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift's Fans Are Tired Of Hearing 1	1
2	2 Vote	Nicole Kidman Got Run Over by a Brony
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
109	109 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on Steampunk Kung-Fu
6	6 Vote	Was That Fireball a Meteor or a Rapist? 1	1
4	4 Vote	Son Gives His Father a Really Big Ham
6	6 Vote	Senate Plan to Turn No Into Yes
6	6 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Get Over Yourself
3	3 Vote	Hallelujah: Americans Will Pay More Taxes After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
70	70 Vote	New Report: Young Women Should Not Exist