Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
98	98 Vote	Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber
156	156 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
128	128 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to Life on Earth
93	93 Vote	The Tea Party as Nation's "Top Terror Threat"
81	81 Vote	16 Reasons We Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
6	6 Vote	Valve Gives All Steam Users Access to Americans Personal, Medical, Tax information
2	2 Vote	Boyfriend Rentals Are Blowing Up in the Mind of Comedy's Biggest Risk-Taker
47	47 Vote	We Saw This Film Where Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
9	9 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Textbook Doodles
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
6	6 Vote	The Government Do Something, and I'm Just Disappointed
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
86	86 Vote	Astronaut Explains Why Guns Don't Actually Exist
59	59 Vote	Second Person Dies Following New York Comic Con Teaser Trailer
20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk
173	173 Vote	He Has Two Weeks to Live Forever
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
21	21 Vote	Autopsy: Crash Killed the Joker and Ronald McDonald
75	75 Vote	Sorry, but Now It Has Become Omniscient 1	1
83	83 Vote	Young Boy Loses Prosthetic Limb During Triathlon, Marines Carry Him to Participate in No-Shave-November
120	120 Vote	One Prayer That Might Make You Die
235	235 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
70	70 Vote	Obama Makes You a Nazi
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage