Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Legally
8	8 Vote	A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
139	139 Vote	New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
81	81 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
7	7 Vote	Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bebo
65	65 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Your Allergy Problem
7	7 Vote	Why History Has a Feisty Message for Boston, and It's Made of LEGO
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
2	2 Vote	Hey, Look, It's a Giant Fish
3	3 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have a Total Dick
5	5 Vote	Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Balls
2	2 Vote	Gospel Singer Suing McDonalds for Ruining Porn for Him
1	1 Vote	Politico Actually Publishes Story About the Low-Carb Ketogenic Diet
3	3 Vote	Why Am I a HOMOPHOBE???
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Doing a Sesame Street Game for Horrible People
4	4 Vote	Sequestration in Your Big-Ass Purse?
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
6	6 Vote	You Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
2	2 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Fucking Poor, and We're Not Responsible
2	2 Vote	Ryan Gosling Refusing to Turn Your Kid Into a Teachable Moment
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
6	6 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Claude
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
6	6 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Cocaine
5	5 Vote	Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Get Laid
7	7 Vote	Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide Attempt
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
8	8 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises

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