Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
2	2 Vote	House Hearing Before Family Members of Congress. Prepare to Fall Asleep
4	4 Vote	Leakers, Hackers and Hookers Startup Party Is Tech's New Worst Idea
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6

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