Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1

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