Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Microsoft: All You Need to Read Interspecies Erotica
2	2 Vote	Giant Bomb Has a GIANT Dandelion That Could Change Your Sex Life
2	2 Vote	US Navy Ships Ready to Yell About Stuff!!!
2	2 Vote	Walmart Workers Decided to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
2	2 Vote	Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Health Care Decisions on Behalf of Morons
2	2 Vote	This Is a Bootleg Wonderland
2	2 Vote	Shall I Compare Thee to Another Fan Fiction
3	3 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Broke
2	2 Vote	Who Invented the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
5	5 Vote	Nokia: Yes, We Have a Moustache
3	3 Vote	What's More Popular Than Head Lice
170	170 Vote	All of Us Are Super Annoying
4	4 Vote	This Game Isn't About Blowing Your Nose...is It?
2	2 Vote	There Is a Distraction
2	2 Vote	This Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
11	11 Vote	Batman Is a Terrible Idea
2	2 Vote	Why We Shouldn't Have Done That
2	2 Vote	You Won't Believe This Headline Was Intentional
2	2 Vote	Hey, Mr. Obama, Where's My Money?
140	140 Vote	Dancing With the Stairs
84	84 Vote	These Pokemon Cards Might Make You Happy for No Reason
3	3 Vote	Here's a Look at the Zoo, I Present, Success Gorilla
2	2 Vote	10 Characters Who Are Better Than Any Self-Help Book I've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	Well That Didn't Quite Work Out
3	3 Vote	Mother Wants "Pornographic" Diary of a Talking Wolfdog
2	2 Vote	My American Friend Made Some Custards. They Were Found Unconstitutional
7	7 Vote	My Roommate Is Actually Human!
4	4 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in an Awful Corporation Does Something Funny, Buys a Private Island
7	7 Vote	What Can We Please Go, Like, 2 Whole Seconds Without Being an Asshole
3	3 Vote	Scalia Says Court Can't Be Bothered to Read 3 Quotes
9	9 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
8	8 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
492	492 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
19	19 Vote	4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness 1	1
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
7	7 Vote	Unhappy With Your MIND?
8	8 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags