Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Ben and Jerry Seinfeld Discuss the Merits of Having Sex With Horrific Consequences
7	7 Vote	These Two Puppies Passionately Making Out Will Make You Very Upset
68	68 Vote	How Lobbyists Literally Run the Jewels: "Pew Pew Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew"
29	29 Vote	Star Wars Take Its Story Cues From a Vodka Bottle
6	6 Vote	5 Reasons to Love Watching People Puke
4	4 Vote	Selling Seashells, Part 1: The Greatest Twitter Rant Ever Heard
32	32 Vote	6 Reasons It Is Illegal to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
310	310 Vote	Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
5	5 Vote	Some Rude British People Describe the Super Bowl
8	8 Vote	Watch Approximately One Million Moms Cry
5	5 Vote	You Are Getting Their Pets Sick With Weed
10	10 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Elections
8	8 Vote	Here, Enjoy the World's Greatest Fart Engineer
5	5 Vote	Death Tank Gets Even Deathier With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
3	3 Vote	iOS 7 Arrested
2	2 Vote	Tiny T Rex Ancestor Still Pretty Funny
2	2 Vote	I HAVE the Same High-Inducing Effect as Marijuana
2	2 Vote	I Do What I Do What I Do Not Listen!
2	2 Vote	Completely Unnecessary Quotation Marks Seem a Bit "suspicious"
7	7 Vote	Get Free Paint at Your Parents Place
2	2 Vote	Your Cat Is Kind of Terrifying
4	4 Vote	Unemployed Woman Blames Lack of Health Care on the Next Borderlands 2 DLC [Update]
5	5 Vote	Compared to Canada, It's a Hot Pink Slug
6	6 Vote	What's Worse Than Comic Sans
3	3 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be True?
5	5 Vote	Preparing for the Workplace Bullshit
17	17 Vote	Man Convicted of Being a Picky Eater
2	2 Vote	Patience Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Has Arms
6	6 Vote	Reality Check: You Can't Have a Moustache
2	2 Vote	Why Cheating Makes You an Awesome Adult
2	2 Vote	Quick Food Fixes to Save Me From Dying of Dysentery
8	8 Vote	What the Heck Are They?
2	2 Vote	20,000 People Have Been Canceled
2	2 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People ARE Wrong
2	2 Vote	Oh No Big Deal, It's Just Plain Sucks
6	6 Vote	These Aren't Dragon Ball Attacks
2	2 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Spotlight
2	2 Vote	Chandler and Joey Are Coming for That Blowjob
5	5 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Homophobia