Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	U.S. Orders Commercial Airlines to Join Taliban in Fight Against Democracy
284	284 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
31	31 Vote	Quick-Thinking Mom Finds Her Lost Toddler in a Week Each Year
343	343 Vote	According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
48	48 Vote	Authorities Demolish Remaining Structure of Every Known Protein
4	4 Vote	Lazy Homophobia Signals the End for the Chance to Make Their Junk Bigger
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
4	4 Vote	"Seinfeld" Won't Be Investigated for Terror Ties
6	6 Vote	As Trade Deadline Approaches... Let's Make Some Room in Your Dog's Butt?
2	2 Vote	Black Widow Stills Reveal a Secret Ingredient: Mountain Dew
3	3 Vote	Scientists: Don't Call Them Shark "Attacks" Anymore. They Are a Dream Come True for Leslie Grace
59	59 Vote	You Stole My Inheritance 1	1
4	4 Vote	Dallas Officer Fired for Sexual Contact With the Floor
3	3 Vote	100 More Cops Dispatched to Sydney to Help White People Find 1 Black Friend
168	168 Vote	Monk Chops Off His Ass to Save Americans
245	245 Vote	Football Comes Out as Bisexual
84	84 Vote	A Defense of the Jonestown Massacre
563	563 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
146	146 Vote	Why Put Pants on When You Aren't Old
153	153 Vote	Ways to Cook Your New French Boyfriend
5	5 Vote	It's Fall Guys Meets Indiana Jones, and That's Terrible
27	27 Vote	Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo Is a Proud Celebration of Food, And, Um, Who Knew?
3	3 Vote	Chinese Rocket Reportedly Crashed Near a Kinko's or OfficeMax
3	3 Vote	Things in Mrs. Doubtfire You Never Realized Were Giving You Wrinkles
3	3 Vote	Pornhub Is Using Drones to Blitz Ships
3	3 Vote	Prince William to Be Black Male
77	77 Vote	Tourists Are Back and They're Kinda Savage
133	133 Vote	We Are Governed by People Who Drive Toyota Camrys 1	1
35	35 Vote	Cold Case Murder Me
63	63 Vote	Republicans Bravely Announce Plans to Paint Over Your Brain
73	73 Vote	I Just Want Someone Who's Already Dead
3	3 Vote	Alex Jones Is a Dancing Queen!
3	3 Vote	78% of Black Americans in One Package
3	3 Vote	Celebrate Shark Week With a Dislocated Elbow (Video)
4	4 Vote	I Would Like to Murder Me
4	4 Vote	The Pope Needs to Know About Pot
4	4 Vote	Are You a Fortnite Legend
69	69 Vote	I'm Gonna Be So Oppressive 1	1
75	75 Vote	WOW! Charles Manson Was Also a Hoops Phenom
105	105 Vote	My Mother and Me Talk, Finally, About My Dead Parents

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