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Cold Case Murder Me

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discovered by nevermore
2021-07-13

2021-07-13

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    Man, 64, is arrested for 1979 cold case murder of a woman
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Cold case of 14 y/o girl reopened 26 years later
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