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Thousands of Salmon in a Single AA Battery
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Please, Please Don't Make Your Vote Count!
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How Does YOUR Personality Change When You Die?
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Step by Step Guide to Becoming a Minority
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18 Times Racists Were So Wrong That They Died
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Girls Will Be Themselves
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Oh, to Be a Little Longer
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Boris Johnson Returns to Red Giant Exoplanet
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Human Waste Leaking From Semi-Truck to Blame for Recent Bison Attacks
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Nothing Could've Prepared Me for Life
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It's Time to Be Covered in Puke
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There's Only One Sex
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Madonna "burnt Herself Out" Trying to Kill Children
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Boy, 6, Seriously Injured After Greyhound Collision With Catamaran Skippered by a Psychopathic Church Warden
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Donald Trump Didn't Declassify Dick
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Lions Pressed to End Child Mutilation
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OpenAI Isn't Doing Enough to Kill 10 Adults
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Probably Best Not to Die
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Christian Conservatives Kill the Fun
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Opposing Critical Race Theory Doesn't Make You Forget About Taco Tuesday
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Exxon Booted From Bumble for Being Too American, Wearing Khakis
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Everyone Is Getting a Definitive Remaster
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My Partner's Sexual History Is Way Stranger Than You Thought
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I Miss the Twitter Logo
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Culture Isn't Going Away
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This Epic Mac and Cheese Is Made From Boner
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Minimalist News Site Powered by Bullshit
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Rambling Donald Trump a Rapist
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The Dam Is About to Blow Up Your Nose
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No Choice but to Say Racial Slur
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Titanic Sub Victims Speak
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5 Sex Positions That Will Make You Cry
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MrBeast Claims He Has Seen Me Fully Naked
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I Will Be Brought Forth Soon
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Beware, Your Life Is Unfair
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I've Been Banned From Donating Sperm
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People Are Smarter Than Human Beings
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Pence: I'd Like to Die
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Man Dies Struggling to Find the Perfect Steak
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Woman Dies While in Danger