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Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion
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Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles!
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Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying
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We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
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Russian Expert Claims US Has Exploded
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Man Gets Eaten by Furniture
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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Think Before You Go Balls Deep in 1941, a German Perspective
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I Like to Be on the Floor
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T H I C C B O Y E C O W B O Y E X
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Stop!!! Do Not Exist
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Wait, Is This a Cat?
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Bob Dylan Will Finally Get a Dog Instead
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This Glass of Wine on My Face
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She's on a Sausage Roll
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Trump to Kill Farmer
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Police Say 👋
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Virginia Man With Face Covered by CNN Logo
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Come Look, I Made This Fence!
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LeBron James Is Too Relatable
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Lieutenant Dan, You Got Sextuple Kills
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B I R T H D a Y B O Y E
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Kanye West Ham
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The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
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James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
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Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
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US Army Chief Keef
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Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
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I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
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Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme
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Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
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Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
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Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
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Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
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HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico
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This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
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The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
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Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
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Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck