Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of EA
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
14	14 Vote	Kanye West Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
4	4 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Pull a "Reverse Kramer"
7	7 Vote	The French Are Too Fucking Real
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
11	11 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of Himself — Warning: You Will Be Hard for Romney
7	7 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Be Bitten by a Cop
39	39 Vote	Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
21	21 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
83	83 Vote	Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
31	31 Vote	Anthony Weiner Celebrates Rosh Hashanah ... By Himself
100	100 Vote	Ricky Gervais Can't Not Be Shot
71	71 Vote	Former Congressman Denied Right to Name a Planet
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
159	159 Vote	It's Time to Make a Space Burrito
6	6 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Hate Crime
129	129 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been KILLED!!!
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
3	3 Vote	"Foster the People" Singer Kicked Out of Conan's Mouth?
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
8	8 Vote	Elvis Presley Movie Could Center on Yoda
4	4 Vote	John Oliver Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Sun
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
149	149 Vote	29 People Who Were Really, Really Sad
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
164	164 Vote	Pelosi to GOP: "Fuck You"
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
261	261 Vote	No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1