Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
363	363 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
268	268 Vote	10 Awkward Moments When You Die
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
363	363 Vote	How to Make Sense
191	191 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind of Gay? 1	1
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
371	371 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
204	204 Vote	People Are Currently in Existence
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
293	293 Vote	Feds Investigating Man's Claim That He Is Real
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
299	299 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
180	180 Vote	How to Tell Your Parents You're a NOBODY!! 1	1

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