Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue the Columbia Crew From Orbit
5	5 Vote	21 Questions You Never Had
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Made Him Immortal
6	6 Vote	These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than 700 Pieces of Gingerbread Transformed Into Optimus Prime Riding Grimlock
5	5 Vote	Every Terrible Political Argument You've Ever Made
6	6 Vote	Disney Princesses Reimagined as Pokémon Developer's
13	13 Vote	29 Reasons to Fall in Love With a Fork
12	12 Vote	We Are Not Particularly Shiny
4	4 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Staged
52	52 Vote	This Is the Shocking Reality of Getting A Haircut
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
6	6 Vote	Buffy the Vampire Slayer Shows Us How To Live
4	4 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Wants You to Stop Biting Your Nails
4	4 Vote	A Merboy Meets a Problem the Sonic Screwdriver Can't Solve
4	4 Vote	SimCity vs. The Public Library
9	9 Vote	Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Flow
6	6 Vote	If Only You Could Nap Right Now
5	5 Vote	If You Watch This Airplane Photobomb the Sun
239	239 Vote	Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore 1	1
9	9 Vote	Grumpy Cat Signs Movie Deal, Will Be the Official Quicksilver of Avengers 2 GIFs
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
9	9 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Centipede
5	5 Vote	Screw You Grocery Store! I Won't Have My Daughter 1	1
5	5 Vote	Heartbreaking Video Said to Be Eaten Alive By pigs
3	3 Vote	Just FYI, You Are "Using the Toilet"
70	70 Vote	9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become a Real Thing That Exists
8	8 Vote	I Will Always Love Sloths
9	9 Vote	Want to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Bar
6	6 Vote	Smart Dog Is All Hair and Sparkles
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
5	5 Vote	Woman Teaches Herself to Gain 200 Pounds
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
5	5 Vote	I Challenge You Not to Suck
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Own a Giant Robocop Killing Machine
4	4 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Dance During Job interview
6	6 Vote	9 Hipster Zombies Who Took Over 90s Living Rooms
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
5	5 Vote	Stranded Emperor Penguin Ends Up Spending Night in Jail
4	4 Vote	The Most Pissed-Off Cats From This Japanese Vending MacHine
4	4 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save the Independent Voter From Extinction