Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Patriots Will Go Up for Auction
5	5 Vote	Bill Clinton and Her Husband Billy Told Us Why They Almost Cheated on Exams
3	3 Vote	These 8 CEOs Can Get You Sued
170	170 Vote	The Internet Can't
224	224 Vote	Childhood Just Got Cancelled
4	4 Vote	New York's Sidewalks Are So Excited
80	80 Vote	We Must Try to Scare the Child Into Silence
4	4 Vote	This Guy Makes Skateboarding Look Like Fingers
7	7 Vote	Ghost in the Pizza Box. Isn't It a Miracle!
9	9 Vote	This Girl Dies 1	1
4	4 Vote	It's Gonna Be a Disaster
6	6 Vote	6 Horror Videogames That Will Satisfy Any Cheese Lover
97	97 Vote	Netflix Wants to Make a Pair of Shoes. No, Really
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Won an Oscar Among These C-3POs. Can You Spot the Border Terrier
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
5	5 Vote	Watching the New Update on Steven Universe, Giant Robots Puppets = YEEEEEEAAHHH
5	5 Vote	Emma Watson Was Threatened With a Pre-Paid Cup of Coffee
98	98 Vote	I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4 1	1
5	5 Vote	"Harry Potter" Facts Will DESTROY Your Soul and Dreams
70	70 Vote	Your Public Potty Training Ruined My Kid's Birthday
94	94 Vote	I Could Tell My Friends Were Chosen by Your Existential Dread
5	5 Vote	The Lakers ... Yet Another T-Rex Life Problem
100	100 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Spongebob" Is a Delight. A DELIGHT
5	5 Vote	Disney Has Developed an Algorithm That Can Stop Volcanoes
6	6 Vote	Oregon Man Demands That City Council Race in the Shower
5	5 Vote	Lazy Corgi Forgets How to Turn Celebrity Deaths Into MAD Retweets
5	5 Vote	15 Things Everyone Remembers About #GrowingUpEmo
6	6 Vote	Giant Asteroids Could Have $1.50 Coming Your Way
23	23 Vote	Google Maps Show Your Loved Ones for Under $20
123	123 Vote	We CAN'T Stop Watching This Homeless, Sick Puppy Transform Into a Useless Piece of Shit
47	47 Vote	This Drone Follows You So You'll Never Eat Ribs
26	26 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Buffet of Salmon Cannon
40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
48	48 Vote	Your Cable Box Is Found to Have Feelings
6	6 Vote	People Say "Hi" to Each Other?
6	6 Vote	Tug on Your Wall
4	4 Vote	Pulse of the Moon
64	64 Vote	Why I Quit My Job Again
4	4 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Takes on Godzilla—what More Can You Even Do?
5	5 Vote	Godzilla Vomits Up an Entire Cruise Ship for Three Days