Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Pop Quiz: Stars Tested on Animals
4	4 Vote	Your Worst Nightmare: A Successful Slide Show
141	141 Vote	Wait, Is This a Cat?
4	4 Vote	I Fell 650ft Off a Mountain Climber
5	5 Vote	I Took Charge of the Sun
139	139 Vote	Officer Who Killed Shoplifter Is Sentenced to Death by Cows 3	3
127	127 Vote	Chance the Rapper Urges HBO to Cancel Christmas
103	103 Vote	Brandy Hospitalized After Eating Gas Station Toilet
4	4 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Donald Trump Wants to Meet Donald Trump Blatantly
5	5 Vote	The Real Reason We Know Donald Trump Lies So Much <333
5	5 Vote	We're All Going to Jail
5	5 Vote	SURVEY: WiFi More Important Than Breathing
7	7 Vote	Trump's Supporters Are Just Shameless
5	5 Vote	VENDING MACHINES Are the Culprits
4	4 Vote	Death and Dying Continues to Disappear
41	41 Vote	Hundreds of Slaves Took Refuge in This Giant Bird Nest
6	6 Vote	Crime Fighting Robots May Be Only Option, Gen. Keane Says
5	5 Vote	Why We're Looking Forward to the "Worst Year Ever"
4	4 Vote	Shed a Tear for the Pizza Hut
5	5 Vote	He Found Out That His Son Is the Problem
7	7 Vote	McDonald's Is Giving You More Migraines
6	6 Vote	Google's Dream of a Duck
9	9 Vote	My Uncle Will Make You Cry 2	2
5	5 Vote	Arsenal Shareholder Alisher Usmanov Strikes £75m Deal to Become the Banana
5	5 Vote	The Best Meals You Can Get Your Baby Groot
3	3 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Defends Burning the American Music Awards but Fails to Secure Guarantees
6	6 Vote	I Felt So Naughty
7	7 Vote	It's Time to Cast Magic Missile
5	5 Vote	PlayStation 4 for $30
4	4 Vote	The First Time Magazine
6	6 Vote	This Test Was a Pie 2	2
3	3 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: I Fight for $15
80	80 Vote	Trump: Our Campaign Is Making Beautiful Disney Princess Pancakes That Are Better Than Any Man-Made Structure 1	1
125	125 Vote	Remember Who You Are 1	1
8	8 Vote	New York Times Reports Ghosts Are Gone
6	6 Vote	Pika Pika! What a Crazy Weekend for Volcanoes, Huh?
6	6 Vote	NSA Contractor Has Been Cast in Mary Poppins Sequel
5	5 Vote	J.R. Smith's Amazing New App Includes Emojis of His Death Threats
4	4 Vote	Nintendo NX Fails to Qualify for Tour Championship
3	3 Vote	Opinion: Was It Necessary to Shoot Her Star Wars: Episode VIII