Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
9	9 Vote	262 Pounds of Salt
87	87 Vote	Scientists Ruin Jurassic Park Dinosaur Dream Wedding
112	112 Vote	This Year of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
37	37 Vote	A Monkey's Humorous Response to an A**hole
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
25	25 Vote	Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working on Christmas Eve
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
8	8 Vote	These iPhone Headphone Tricks Will Make You Question Your Sanity
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
32	32 Vote	Yale Apologizes to South Korea in Advance of "Avengers 2"
9	9 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo 1	1
6	6 Vote	There's an Instagram Ass-Off
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
2	2 Vote	Jessica Alba's Weight Loss Drugs
9	9 Vote	Unborn Child Porn 1	1
4	4 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Respond to the World's Largest Rube Goldberg Machine
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7
285	285 Vote	Why I'm Switching Back to Earth 1	1
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6