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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Confession: I Don't Care
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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Official List of Lists
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Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars
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Can Snowden Be Targeted Using the Socratic Method