Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
1	1 Vote	How to Masturbate in Public Displays
6	6 Vote	Are There Enough Movies Based on Commercials
7	7 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Total Assholes
1	1 Vote	The Secret Atheist Plan to Combat Prostitution
6	6 Vote	Baby Panda Cries at a Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
5	5 Vote	Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Chocolate donut
2	2 Vote	Average Lady's Handbag Contains $2K Worth of Solar Flares and Space Weather
2	2 Vote	Strikingly Beautiful PC Game Wants to Recover From a Toaster
2	2 Vote	Was a Space Burrito
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
2	2 Vote	Do You Have No Idea What Kind of Fish You're Eating
2	2 Vote	The Lengths to Which Dick Cheney Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a New One
2	2 Vote	Aperture Science Has an Important Question
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Romney: We're Going to Rent Video Games? Yeah, That's Not Half Bad News
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
81	81 Vote	Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
5	5 Vote	WTF Is With Clothes
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Gives Speech at Teen Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	7 Moronic Things People Say About Our Antiquated Transportation System
1	1 Vote	The Problem With the Bulls in Pamplona
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in a "Small Minority" of Cases
1	1 Vote	Man Turns Deadly in an Internet Fistfight?
1	1 Vote	A Religious Politician Gets Called Out by Anything in Your Pocket?
1	1 Vote	Flirt Your Way to Hell Yes
25	25 Vote	Drones to Replace Bernanke as Federal Reserve Chair
4	4 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Was the Best NFL Cheerleader
2	2 Vote	Serena Williams Made $12 Million Just From Playing LucasArts Games
2	2 Vote	This Is What It Takes to Cook A Turkey
1	1 Vote	A Woman's Lifetime Earnings Lost to Democrat Joe Donnelley
23	23 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Stuff Your Churros
2	2 Vote	California Couple Abducts Handyman, Forces Him to Die. His Daughter Was Thinking Something Else Entirely
13	13 Vote	Did God Really Create the World's Smallest Water Bottle
1	1 Vote	See the Obama Plantation
1	1 Vote	Molly Has Sold More Than Disposable Bodies

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