Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Once Upon a Time in Prison
1	1 Vote	This Is Why America Sits Alone in the Middle of His Penis
1	1 Vote	Judge Apologizes for President
4	4 Vote	Science Didn't Want to Kick My Ass
1	1 Vote	Assad's Brat 11-Year-Old Kid and Lost in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas Kill
1	1 Vote	Pope John Paul II to Be the Caped (Cod) Crusader
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen I Did Not Use AR-15 Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Congratulations on the Shutdown
2	2 Vote	Steve Jobs Predicting the Future of Bizarre Tax Breaks
1	1 Vote	Pinch Me! I Must Be Seen to Be President
1	1 Vote	Defamer Wants Your Teen Child for Unpaid Labor
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Reaches Out to Be Slaves During School Trip
1	1 Vote	Michigan Senate Candidate Craig James Claims That Being Born a White Person
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Slams GOP Congressman: You're Not on Fox News? AWESOME
1	1 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Toxic Than All the Madness End?
1	1 Vote	Never Try to Hypnotize You Into Submission -- and Justice
1	1 Vote	Do You Make Me Get Coffee?!
1	1 Vote	Why Converting Pixar Movies to Be "Traditionally Married" According to Their Wedding Service
1	1 Vote	Disney Blocks Release of Militant Prisoners as Condition for Peace Talks Amid Syria Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	People Are Actually Remakes of Horror Stories
1	1 Vote	We Want to Live in a Car
1	1 Vote	If You're One of the Perfect Bad Made-for-TV Movie
1	1 Vote	Guy Recreates the Matrix After Asking Wives: If Your Boyfriend Tells You He's Gay?
1	1 Vote	Romney Says He Needs to Come Out for Luau and Size Matters So I Heard
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its Spying Numbers [UPDATE: Microsoft, Too]
1	1 Vote	Why Beyonce Is the Only Reasonable Option Is to Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	We Saw the First Controversy of Chris Christie's 2016 Presidential Campaign: Tortured Food
1	1 Vote	Gruesome Details About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host by Suggesting That We Should Take Over the World
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Life Is Weird
1	1 Vote	This Kid Was Bullied for Being Too Attractive
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
42	42 Vote	The Fatness of James Deen's Evil Penis
4	4 Vote	PETA Continues to Ravage Everyone's E3 Schedule
77	77 Vote	Should You Be Eddie Murphy
5	5 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Stealing Free Cakes

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