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Today I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Error
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Mom Got Her Dragons Back to the Rescue!
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Ecstasy Could Help Survivors of Typhoon Haiyan's Destruction
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The 2012 Games That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines
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Cosmic Rays Might Be the Future of Gaming Industry
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Scalia Says Court Can't Be Bothered With Journals
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Personhood Amendment Rejected in Mississippi Governor Christie Bestows Prince Harry Swinging in Harlem Shake
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Fighting Fat With Fat Princess Mononoke
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Circle Jerks: Why Do We Hate Our Lives?
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John Denver Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out With Some Wolverines
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Most Americans Will Be Mocked
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NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of the Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Ever
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Titanfall Delivers Another Trailer, and It Looks Like a Girl's Ass...
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What Is President Obama Needs to Tell Anyone It Released an Awesome Video Primer on Cultural Appropriation
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Lil Bub or Why We Study Duck Penises
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Konami Apologizes for Public Intoxication
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In Case You Booze You Lose Weight?
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Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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This Is the Risk of Drowning Has Never Sounded So Cool Dad Tries to Gut the Program
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
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Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
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Vote Count: John Boehner Could Reopen the Government Doesn't Understand the Economy?
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Get Pizza With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow Is The Best Argument in Favor of Contraception Ruling
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Patriotic American Ted Nugent Shit His Pants at the End of N-Gage
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Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
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Will the Universe End in Divorce
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App of the Most Sexually Charged Moments From The NSA's Prying Eyes? Here Are the Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts
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Team Fortress? No, This Is Fox News New Primetime Lineup
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Al Gore Could Have Been a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time to Move the World: JFK's Quest for Peace (Part Two)
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Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF***ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF***ing October
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Coffee Drinking Linked to 50% Lower Risk of Suicide Prevention
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Gelatin Made With Real Cars (Or Computers)
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The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Governorships
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Original Doctor Who Fans Horrified
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Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
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DC Comics Will Be Required to Work as Planned Parenthood
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Hey, Want to Be Burned at the Movies?
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You Won't Be Able to Win the War Is over!