Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
6	6 Vote	The Incredibly Violent History of Programming
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
261	261 Vote	No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2

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