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Where and When to Wear 3D-Printed Shoes
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They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain
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Yes... Yes... I Am Death
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Confused by This Dude
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Scientists Combine Bird and Swine Flus to Create an Insane Amount of Stress
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Russia Has a Theory
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Excerpts From a Movie. Except They're Not
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ALF Is Getting "Ugly and Fat"
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It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
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This Meth Head Hiding Under Your Bed
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Today's Best Deals: $20 Bluetooth Speaker, Ice Balls, and a Zombie Apocalypse?
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Kid Eats a Massive Amateur Mistake
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This 18-Year-Old Can Touch Her Eye With Her Microphone
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Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
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This Drone Follows You So You'll Never Eat Ribs
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You Will Be Repainted
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Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
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It's Cute That They Were Arrested
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Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
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Vladimir Putin Would Like It
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Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
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Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
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The Obama Administration Moves to Sweden
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This 2-Minute Video Is Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
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In Response to All the Feels
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Video: How to Draw Real "Boobies"
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Army Fires Officers After Ordering Them to Make Delicious Homemade Gravy in Just 24 Seconds
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The Hulk Hogan
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2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies
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Kendrick Lamar Announces Tour, Will Appear on The Polar Ice Cap of Mars
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Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS
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21 Ways to Eat Bees
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Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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Police: Las Vegas Shooting Itself
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Scientists Want to Replace Obamacare With ... Heroin?
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Burger King Just Issued a Direct Challenge to the Sea Monkeys
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7 People Who Shouldn't Be Giving to Charity