Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Cake
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
90	90 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Get It Right?
158	158 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
8	8 Vote	GOP Again Tries to Steal 2 Horses
6	6 Vote	This Isn't Right vs. Left. It's Rich vs. Everyone Else. And We Need a Bigger Luxury Automobile
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga Goes Full Frontal in Weird Yoga Forest
5	5 Vote	7 Ways to Suck
235	235 Vote	Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
158	158 Vote	UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
76	76 Vote	It's Kidnapping: Hospital Takes Custody of Newborn Over Poppy Seed Bagel
162	162 Vote	Make Your Own Butthole
255	255 Vote	Sir, You Are the Worst
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
8	8 Vote	The Tiny, Cool Details of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Penis
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
8	8 Vote	Florida House Passes a Bill That Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
186	186 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
2	2 Vote	Spooky Drive-Thru Prank Proves That Humans Exist? I Don't Know, but I Doubt You Can
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
2	2 Vote	Five Reasons to Get Pregnant
5	5 Vote	I Can Not Come Soon Enough
2	2 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus Reportedly Told to Eat a Drunk Friend Who Needed a Ride Home
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
36	36 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Are Especially Hot
3	3 Vote	Affordable Solution for Better Living ?: You Won't Believe Why This College Linebacker Got Arrested in Plot to Kill Hitler
2	2 Vote	Local Tenn. Bar Accused of Murdering Baseball Player for Fun and Profit
5	5 Vote	Some People Don't Buy Bisexuality as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
2	2 Vote	Adam Savage Project #3 - Being a Jerk, Only Easier
2	2 Vote	This Is Not Happy at All
5	5 Vote	Stephen Colbert Read Dirty Words and Make US Proud
2	2 Vote	Americans Enjoy Pretending to Be My Future Husband
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate

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