Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
209	209 Vote	Let's All Laugh at How Bad You Suck at Sports
154	154 Vote	Fast Food Workers Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
18	18 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Very Tired of Our Cyberpunk Overlords
95	95 Vote	This Is Why We Study Duck Penises
44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
193	193 Vote	Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
274	274 Vote	THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
61	61 Vote	Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
196	196 Vote	Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
81	81 Vote	The Troubles of Being Really, Really Pregnant
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
75	75 Vote	Bank Customer Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With His Girlfriend With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of Possible Al-Qaeda Threat
93	93 Vote	Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
127	127 Vote	This Is How You Can Survive After Being Brutally Eaten Alive by Pigs
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
181	181 Vote	Why Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate You
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
131	131 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Baby Carrots
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
169	169 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
199	199 Vote	There's Now a Thing
83	83 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3