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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
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NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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13-Year Old Defies Laws of Freshness
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
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Try Not Being Poor?
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
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Science Is a Real Thing
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
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It's Time to Make a Space Burrito
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
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Study Finds That Home Isn't Nearly as Interesting as Space
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For Boy Scouts, Last Chance to Exact Calculated Revenge on Woody Allen
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
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Pokémon Comes to Life With Prostitutes
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
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Dear Hollywood, Please Make This Crap Up
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute