Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

224	224 Vote	Research Suggests That Boys Are Actually Kind of A Jerk
95	95 Vote	Photographic Evidence That Humans Are Assholes
5	5 Vote	Watch Eight Dogs Do "Yappy," Their Version of Gettysburg Address
5	5 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way More Beautiful Than Soldiers Reuniting With Their Kids
66	66 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Crime
227	227 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me Birth Control
141	141 Vote	Attack on Titan Is Good So Far, but Doesn't Live Up to "Gangnam Style"
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
2	2 Vote	Company Director Jailed for Overdue Library Book
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
4	4 Vote	What if Evangelion Had a Positive Influence on America?
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Original Finale to Evangelion Is the Highest Earning Comedians List
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update