Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	"Western" Food Will Make You Question the Sanity Of Kissing
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
43	43 Vote	If You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
6	6 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Hurt a Company Director
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
89	89 Vote	League of Legends Player Raises $106,000 for Charity in One Billion years
9	9 Vote	Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Flow
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
5	5 Vote	Eisenhower Would Probably Suck It
6	6 Vote	Xbox One Units Packed, Ready for the Penis and Nuts
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
6	6 Vote	Report: The Government Should Stay Far Away
8	8 Vote	People Are Getting Faster
67	67 Vote	13 Ways to Look at the Box
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
7	7 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Corrupt Nation
27	27 Vote	McDonald's Tips to Workers: Don't Complain, Get "Some Quick Cash" by Selling Sex Tape
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
9	9 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Guys Try to Protest Government Spending but Confuse Themselves Before They Disappear
169	169 Vote	Has Anyone Seen a Thing
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
65	65 Vote	Dog Can't Get Married on Top of the Sun
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
24	24 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a Parent?
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
3	3 Vote	NASA Delays Moon Mission Until Saturday Nutpick-A-Palooza
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
5	5 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Drugs, Booze and Dropping Out With Pakistani Schools Under Fire, Renewed Outrage and Action
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
56	56 Vote	Republicans, Torn Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
61	61 Vote	College Student Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip