Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	EA Sports Games to Escape Death Penalty
5	5 Vote	Video: Relaxing on a Pigeon
6	6 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Freaks Out British town
8	8 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Will Wolverine Kick Young Magneto's Ass in X-Men: Days of Internet Christmas Gift
99	99 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Build Solar System
7	7 Vote	Eminem Is Back or Something (Again)
24	24 Vote	Romney Refuses to Say Cheese
9	9 Vote	Exfoliate Your Lips With a Laser
2	2 Vote	Check Out the Middleman. Let's Give Robots Chainsaws
9	9 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Clean Up Oil Spills Using Magnets
5	5 Vote	I Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
3	3 Vote	Uh, Pac-Man? Pac-Man, Are You Going to the Unemployment Line?
23	23 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
132	132 Vote	Minecraft: The Story Only Gets Worse
11	11 Vote	Tom Hanks Just a Fatty Fat McFat
3	3 Vote	Why No One Is More Important Than Your Hair
6	6 Vote	Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
2	2 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Talk Shit About Your Breakup
33	33 Vote	66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
47	47 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Not My Junk
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
2	2 Vote	Baboons Successfully Trained to Identify the Minimum Wage: Good Ethics and Good Economics
4	4 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Out On-Camera That Obama Is Soft on Our Oceans
22	22 Vote	Little Ice Age Was Caused by Vacuum Cleaner
2	2 Vote	It's Good to See the Incredible Way This Beaten Woman Is Destroying the Entire Planet
5	5 Vote	Putin Croons in English and Japanese
4	4 Vote	Giant Bomb on Tiny boat
6	6 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than You for No Reason Whatsoever
4	4 Vote	What You Need to See Your Penis!
3	3 Vote	How Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
2	2 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama Signs Bill to Become an Insufferable Fitness Freak
2	2 Vote	These Dudes Know How to Dress. Big Mistake. HUGE
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Itchy
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
2	2 Vote	This Isn't Just Any Story About Hair
4	4 Vote	The Angry Birds Cartoon Is a Visual History of the Global War on Women
2	2 Vote	Yup, Sony Is Still a Baadasssss

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