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Politics Aside, President Obama Signs Bill to Become an Insufferable Fitness Freak

Politics Aside, President Obama Signs Bill to Become an Insufferable Fitness Freak by Brown Betty via Flickr

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discovered by weedlord
2013-12-04

2013-12-04

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