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Did Trump's Syrian Airstrikes Kill Me. Please
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Kim Kardashian Deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
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Melania Trump Is Now a Nendoroid Figurine
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Mom Seeks to Revoke California's Ability to Use Thor's Hammer
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Crime Rate Hits 30-Year Low, but Police Don't Know
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Why Corporatizing Feminist Messages Doesn't Really Help Women Orgasm
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Police Offer £20,000 Reward to Find Out Which Love & Hip Hop Stars Are Pals
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Kanye West's Reaction to Having His World Records Stripped
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Zac Efron Ends Sexism and Discovers Time Travel in This Sonic Drive-Thru
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Blake Lively Is Officially BFFs With the Singularity
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Global Warming Is Killing Classic Games and Anime
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Eat Your Heart Surgeons
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"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
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Roseanne May Be a "Catastrophe for All Human Beings"
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NASA Chooses Its Next Teen Idol?
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Starcraft 2 Is a Computer Simulation
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Google Assistant Can Make Your Sex Life Hotter
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Comey Admits His Bias Towards Hillary Clinton Sex Tape
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9-Foot Alligator Wrangled Out of GameStop
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Shhh Alexa Might Be Banging That Dude!
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"Time" 100's Most Influential People for the Third Reich
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9 One Word Tattoos That Control Machinery
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7 Foods and Drinks You Can Buy for Under $100
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Dwayne Johnson, Classy Dude, Responds to Former FBI Director...
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👉 Adults Are At It Again
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Why Are Oklahoma & Kentucky Teachers Walking Out? It's All About Super Smash Bros. for Switch
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The Feds Can't Keep Jesus Down
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CNN Goes to "Very Evil Place"
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👉 You Cant Handle the Truth About Nutella
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Korra Is So Beautiful It Hurts
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Dinosaur Footprints Discovered on Mars
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Dishonest CDC Caught Hiding Data in Dubstep Drops
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Dan Harmon Has No "Political Agenda" Despite Viral Right-Wing Propaganda Clips
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Mike Pompeo Begins to Babble After Being Found Guilty of Drugging and Molesting Woman at His Swearing-In Ceremony
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The New President to Be Executed Thursday 4/5
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A Pet-Food Company Is Building a War Coalition
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These Newly Released JFK Files: LBJ Was in Contact With CNN Around Time When Mail Was Delivered by Horse and Buggy
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Prince Harry Will Be Dead Soon
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Zuckerberg's Biggest Revelation This Week? The Secret Photographs of Stanley Kubrick
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Tina Turner Makes First Public Appearance at a Time Lord Party