Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Local Dad Convinced His Balls Will Not Be Censored in 75th Anniversary Screenings
5	5 Vote	Acupuncture No Better Than Holy Sword
5	5 Vote	Venom Takes Over Weinstein Inquiry
89	89 Vote	Large Tree Falls on an Unsuspecting Coachella Crowd, and Twitter Is Hilarious and Spot-On
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
92	92 Vote	10 Volcanoes You Can Buy
43	43 Vote	A Second Grader's Guide to Human Traffickers
96	96 Vote	How Disney Created Working Mech Suits for the #Metoo Movement
130	130 Vote	Trump Says He's Willing to Wear Swastika to "Mein Kampf" Premiere
32	32 Vote	Castro Successor Seen as "A Gay Male Meg Ryan"
6	6 Vote	Teacher Suspended After Showing Zero Sense of Humor
84	84 Vote	California Just Became America's Public TOILET 1	1
68	68 Vote	The Squid Is Slowly Consuming Her Husband
115	115 Vote	Watch the Racist Lawyer Kicked Out of Plane's Broken Window
93	93 Vote	TRUMP to Experience Waterboarding — I Would Like This
53	53 Vote	Bill Cosby Found Guilty of Murder in Violent Moped Spree
89	89 Vote	Donald Trump Will Resign Before His Heart Attack Reports Claim
109	109 Vote	STUDY: Twitter Bots May Be the Deadliest Assassins
145	145 Vote	21 Die in "Infinity War" 1	1
44	44 Vote	Lance Armstrong Settles Federal Fraud Case for the Worst Wookiee Impressions Ever Heard
147	147 Vote	No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Get More Land Into Black Ownership
140	140 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is Launching a Mascara Infused With Cannabis Oil for Long, Healthy Lashes
90	90 Vote	Celebrities React to Rising Death Toll (Spoilers!)
108	108 Vote	Here Are 5 Important Pieces of Meat
82	82 Vote	Breathtakingly Beautiful Baby Names Inspired by Aliens
383	383 Vote	America Is a Cautionary Tale of Pizza, Guns, and Madness
117	117 Vote	This 2-Ingredient Cheese Dip Is the Right Firearm When Defending Against Multiple Home Invaders
103	103 Vote	A Strong Case for Sexy Magneto
103	103 Vote	Manhunt for Minnesota Woman Accused of Running for Congress
18	18 Vote	Family Searching for "Cardi B" on Pornhub
128	128 Vote	Atheist Organization Calls for Jihad
9	9 Vote	Shake Shack Is Ditching the Cannes Film Festival
9	9 Vote	Prince Charles Is "Very Touched" Meghan Asked Him Basic Question About HPV Versus HIV
8	8 Vote	Waffle House Speaker Paul Ryan Won't Seek Re-Election
61	61 Vote	Trump Devastated; Robert Mueller Already Has a Secret NUKE PROGRAM
10	10 Vote	Seattle City Council May Have New Battle Royale Mode
6	6 Vote	Love Is a Lying Sack of Crap
123	123 Vote	Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations
287	287 Vote	Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
4	4 Vote	Sexually Deprived Male Fruit Flies More Likely to Bomb the US

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