Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

The New President to Be Executed Thursday 4/5

155 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by tom_braun
2018-05-15

2018-05-15

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Thursday 4/5 at San Francisco's Cal Academy of Sciences: Space Age NightLife with the Voyager Golden Record
    Boing Boing Boing Boing
  • Read
    Smashes
    Drug-related violence is soaring in a quiet corner of Latin America, and it's not clear what the new president plans to do about it
    Business Insider Business Insider
  • Read
    Smashes
    President to Address Nation Tonight 4/13
    Free Republic Free Republic
  • Read
    Smashes
    Alabama Serial Bomber Walter Leroy Moody, 83, To Be Executed Thursday
    NPR NPR
  • Read
    Smashes
    The new iPad and Apple Pencil helped me finally understand the utility of a tablet
    Business Insider Business Insider

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account