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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Confession: I Don't Care
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters